DreamBoy

Rusty's Review:

English porn? I shuddered at the thought: bad teeth; rain...?

Not a bit of it.

This film is excellent value for money. There's a plot! (okay, I admit, of sorts... this IS porn, after all) There's variety, and lot's of it.

You've got to like your guys young to really appreciate this one. Danny looks about fifteen, but he's well-hung and - here's the shock - he can actually act some. He's a virgin (!), but he's got a great persona on the Net: beating off on his webcam as his grateful customers watch and come. He puts on a very sexy show, but Danny's decided it's time he lost his pesky virginity, and he's invited one of his web contacts, Max, over to assist.

It's a great scene. Max is incredibly well-hung and takes no time de-flowering Danny in a long, lazy afternoon of sex.

After their very successful meeting, they decide to head off to Europe to sample the delights of foreign boys. Of course, they have to have the advice (and cock and hole) of a travel agent before they leave. Nice threesome with the suited agent, blowing both boys in turn as they stand either side of him.

Pursuing their little hobby (and you've got to admit it's a good one) they travel to France, and meet a horny French waiter. Danny decides to top for the first time, and he takes the waiter against the kitchen counter with some great, close-up, under-the-fuck shots. The threesome turns into a great foursome when another waiter arrives, and they spread him on a table and line up to wank over him. Great cum shots from the three guys.

The next scene is a beautifully shot outdoors scene in the mountains. Danny and Max come across (yeah, wait for it, wait for it) a lycra-clad cyclist in need of assistance. They help him out. Of the lycra particularly.

This is a very hot scene going all ways. Sunshine, great camera angles and three boys clearly willing to do this all day. Just great.

If you're into rough, you'll love the next scene (is the plot too complex for you?) when the boys are picked up by an army guy who promises them a lift to the station. First, though, he has to drop off the mail to his buddies. Now, I swear, this first army guy is the real thing. No one could act that badly and be in a movie at all. The Landrover looks suspiciously realistic, too. Now I know how those off-duty boys in Germany fill their time.

When the boys get back to the station, they're given a rough reception - in all ways. The soldiers (err, guys, there's no facial hair allowed in the British army! get a shave, huh?) clearly relish a chance for some tight arse, and the boys are forced to suck the two bored, horny soldiers and then get fucked, hard, on the table. This is a great scene, side by side, being pounded. It takes a long time for one of the soldiers to come and he really gives poor Danny a hard time - I'm surprised he can walk afterwards. But he does - straight into a nice, cosy, fire lit cabin where two very cute young German hikers are showering. There's a nice voyeuristic scene as one of our horny English boys watches a wank through a crack in the door, then goes in to help.

Best scene of the film is Danny hooking up with a German in front of the fire. It's done in beautiful, soft lighting, and very slow penetration shots from the side. Inch-by-inch a huge cock stretches Danny wide, and you can see on his face that he's feeling every inch. No way are these boys faking it. They're both incredibly hard and turned on by each other's bodies.

Onto the climax of the film: meeting the Dreamboy. Falling asleep on the train (and you can't blame them, given their recent exertions) they miss their stop and find themselves in a strange place, drawn to a dream-like castle. Inside is the orgy of a lifetime: a room filled with writhing, fucking beautiful young bodies. Wherever you look, there are cocks. It's an amazing scene.

If you like them young, if you like variety and some semblance of a plot, then this is the movie for you.

Palmer's Review:

If you're looking for a way in to the delights of gay porn then you could do a lot worse than begin with this first venture from Britain's Eurocreme Studio.

How do you judge quality you rightly ask? Well, Rusty and I both have very high standards and we know what we like. Okay, probably no single porn movie could meet our stringent requirements, unless we go into production for ourselves. But we don't shoot our load in front of any old muck. No sir. So where does that leave Dreamboy you're wondering? Cut the crap, Palmer and get down to the nitty gritty. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting there. Sheesh, there's more to this reviewing lark than counting hard dicks and cumshots you know, and this is my first time so go easy on me.

What you get is a series of extremely wankable set pieces with an assortment of laddish types and some rather nice scenery (as if you're interested in that!) as Max and Danny, two very well hung English boys travel by train looking for the hottest guys in Europe.

That's about it for plot.

Enough to provide context for the action, but not so much as to highlight the boys' shortcomings as actors, if you know what I mean. Max, 24, maybe isn't the best looking porn star you'll meet, but he does have a stonking great cock and oh boy does he know how to use it. I found the size of his teeth quite distracting too. Do you think there's some correlation there? Sorry, drifting off on a tangent. Danny, 18, is a cute, dark haired virgin, with a nice smooth body, and the most squeezable arse you could imagine. He meets Max on the internet. The film opens with an amazing webcam masturbation scene in which young Danny puts on quite a performance for Max. It involves a crisp white sheet and some rather effective tenting. You'll get hard for sure when he slips a slicked finger into his neatly shaved hole. One thing leads to another and Max comes round to express his appreciation in person. What follows is a pretty sweet initiation scene, with Max easing that 9 incher of his into Danny's virginal arse and working them both to a cum-filled climax.

The boys take a stroll through the park and when they see a gorgeous Eurostud lying out on the grass they conceive their plan to find the Dream Boy of the title. So it's off to see a travel agent, who manages a lot more than their itinerary. Hot over-the-desk action ensues, including tonguing through cotton, a two-cocks-in-the-mouth shot and some nice spit roast fun as Max, Danny and the young man suck, rim and fuck their way to orgasm. Pay particular attention to Max's hard cock, sustained amazingly throughout it all. No gay-for-pay here I suspect. Camera techniques are effective, with underneath shots giving full view of cocks, balls and holes.

Once they get to France the fun gets better and better. Danny ably manages his first fuck on top, up against a kitchen counter with a waiter in Paris. Look out for the memorable line, "Oh no. It's the sausage man." That cracked me up. And the boys then proceed to coat him in profuse quantities of sticky hot cum. Yummy. In a chalet in the Alps there's a gorgeously lit sideways fuck, slow and gentle thrusting showing to perfection shapely buttocks and arse muscles. Whew!

There's another scene in an army barracks that has a slightly nasty edge to it. Max and Danny get well and truly seen to, laid back over a desk, by two tough looking soldiers, probably the only manly men in this porn flick.

Finally, we get to the climax, in more ways than one, with an orgy in a castle, featuring the hunky guy from the film's cover, The Dream Boy himself. A real treat for the eyes and other sensitive parts of your anatomy, with as much sucking, arse eating, fucking and spurting as you can take.

So, to sum up then, a pretty decent porno, with high quality photography and lighting, that's classy never sleazy. A good dance soundtrack and plenty of slapslap and other sex noises. The boys were clearly having a great time to themselves, their flushed skin and hard dicks an indication that this is real sex. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

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