Hot Rods

Rusty's Review:

Pre-condom doesn't necessarily mean dated.

The opening scene is between three army guys who are hot as hell. It's the best single scene in any movie I've seen. It's three-way, everyway. These guys are perfect - bodies and faces. They're totally into what they're doing. No limp dicks here; no fluffing required (shame, really). Total enthusiasm all the way.

They suck and fuck for a while outside, then retreat into a tent and onto a camp bed. Seriously, watching these guys fuck on that creaky camp bed is really something. Long, slow shots of those bare, huge cocks entering well-slicked holes, lots of nipple work, fantastic cum shots. They're all sweating buckets; the bed keeps creaking, and they can't keep the grins off their faces!

Try to get past this scene and watch some of the rest of the movie though- it's worth it.

On to the next, unrelated scene. Cute gym guy wanks off in the toilet, watched by the receptionist on a newly installed CCTV camera. It's a very hot scene. The voyeur is impossibly large, and when he finally comes, it's all over the TV screen. Great shooting cum scene. The wanking guy is great, and there's a hot shot from inside the toilet looking straight up into the hole he's busy fingering as he comes. Phew.

If you've not come by now, you will with the next scene. Beautiful gay guy (he seriously is gorgeous) invites his straight friend who's having girlfriend problems to stay the night with him. They settle down on the convenient double bed, straight guy falling immediately asleep. A beautiful, erotic scene follows as the host's lust takes over and he very carefully and gently rims the sleeping guy to wakefulness. I swear, you can genuinely believe this guy is straight. You can see the moment on his face when he just shrugs and thinks: Fuck it, I'll go for it. He fucks his friend, and by the expression on his face, it's the best, tightest thing he's ever been in. The shot of that huge, bare cock entering that arse is incredible and, bent double, the obliging host gets well and truly fucked.

In a nice touch afterwards, they fall asleep holding hands. You just know that girlfriend is going to regret not putting out!

There are other unrelated scenes: bondage and bears. The bear scene was initially banned in all countries, but has been added back to this DVD. A young guy having his car fixed and fantasises that the garage mechanics all fuck him. Tied to a revolving wheel, he gets it hard from the leather-clad crew, sometimes two in him at a time. This is a hard scene: hairy, macho fucking. It didn't do it for me, ( I like my men smooth and pretty), but it's interesting to watch in a kind of... eww, that's gotta hurt, way.

I think I either passed out due to over-stimulation from the army guys at this point (okay, okay, so I watched that scene more than once) or I dreamt the last scene. It's too weird and stupid to describe- masked man... blah. Weird.

So... this film is a must just for those sweating army guys and the straight guy fucking his friend. They are really hot scenes... and it's all beautiful bare cocks.

Palmer's Review:

This bareback beauty is so damn hot you won't wanna watch it on fast forward, and that kids is one sign of classic porn. Made up of a series of individual sequences you get variety and enthusiasm and some incredible action for your money. Believe me I ain't exaggerating one little bit when I say look out for a shot of one of the most ginormous erect cocks it has ever been Palmer's pleasure to cast his hungry eye upon. There are bits of this film that'd make any man wanna suck dick, no matter how straight he says he is, so you can imagine what it does to Palmer here- I slipped a long time ago, and I just keep on coming.

This film is positively dripping with sweat and cum, and, the connoisseurs among you will be pleased to hear, not a limp dick in sight. No siree, just men having a good time, up and ready for the action. Look out for the shot in the first sequence of an army guy wanking himself with his hand all coated in glossy, thick spunk Very sexy. Makes me horny just thinkin' on it. The stars are mostly muscled hunks, men not boys. There's a famously banned in the USA fantasy BDSM sequence but unless you're into hairy leather bears I suggest that is one scene you might wanna skim through, once you've admired the view of the blonde stud all stripped, restrained and spread out with his cute arse hanging delectably over the edge of a raised cross on a moving turntable arrangement. Some real nice shots of his twitching hole to be savoured. Makes you wanna lick him good. Oh, and there's a nifty bit where one of the leather guys inserts a string of anal balls into the victim and then pulls it out. Jeez, I felt that myself just watchin'.

Where was I? Yeah, fast forward. Likewise the closing sequence which this boy just didn't get at all. There's this masked attacker in the woods and a hideous gayboy T-shirt. That's all I can remember. Shudder. Don't bother. That's what your remote is for, right? Zoom and freeze the good bits, and lose the bad.

The opening sequence is a smokin' piece of military action, featuring three buff guys in a tent givin' a camp bed a real squeaky workout. So much going on in there, almost like it's choreographed, but really sexy. There's plenty of suckage and some condomless sandwich fucking that'll leave y'all gaspin'. Look out for the shots of some balls getting' licked, from underneath, while the other guy works the hole. Also if you're into nipple play you won't be disappointed, and you'll also see some beautifully flexed buttock muscles. Like I said above, the boys are havin' fun and there's nice long views, some real dirty talk and great fuck shots with sweat covered muscle and gorgeous big gocks. Watch out for the three-way where the top two come together over the bottom's buttocks, while one plays with the guy's nipples from behind. Wank factor high.

The next scene is also very watchable, a toilet wank with a sexy voyeuristic element. A cute and toned blonde in a washroom cubicle works himself good in front of a spy camera. To make it even better, there's a camera cunningly placed underneath him in the toilet bowl so watch him fingerin' his tight hole. The cutey gets to flex his pecs as he wanks, and puts an arm behind his head to show armpit hair and good muscle stretch. He puts on a condom for a bit but that gets removed before too long.

The third sequence, is an apartment bed scene, a twosome that you'll really enjoy cause it's got a nice romantic vibe. A straight guy with an amazing body gets into bed after a tiring workout and as he sleeps the other guy just can't keep his hands to himself- no wonder with the sight of that tight bum in those sexy knickers! It starts out real sensual, with a long, slow lick down the guy's spine, then the knickers are pulled down…and you can imagine the rest. Look out for the shot of straight guy squeezing his thick cock behind him into his own hole, and the sideways fuck with close-up penetration and cum milking, so thick and plentiful, like clotted cream.

Another sequence has an interesting bedrail fuck with a bondage boy in a collar, but the bodies aren't so good and the colour on my copy is rather weird, all pink. So, a classic indeed, with no condoms and a collection of great guys What more can you ask? Worth the price for the army guys alone.

Highly recommended.

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