Jackhammered

Rusty's Review:

Totally gorgeous guys in their mid-twenties, some maybe thirties. These guys are stunning: muscled, sleek, hairless. It's a real factory, and there's lots of fucking. These are all great ingredients for a great movie, so where did it all go so wrong?

Pay for gay? hmm, you have to wonder with these guys. They might as well have been wearing bags over their heads for all the enthusiasm they put into these scenes. I wanted sweat. I wanted oily bodies groping in the dark heat of a heavy engineering factory. What I got was over-lit, posed scenes with bored looking guys that go on too long. There's very little variety. You can almost ring the changes: X sucks Y; Y sucks X; close-up of a piece of machinery, and then it's X fucking Y... etc.

If you just want to watch beautiful bodies fucking, then you might enjoy this.

I found it disappointing.

Palmer's Review:

Oh boy, I think this one, from Hungary's Csaba Borbely, could've been really something special, given the incredible bodies of its stars. Sadly, it fails the Palmer Place porn test at the first hurdle because the men featured are so very obviously not enjoying themselves.

The film is staged and artificial, showing the inexperience of its crew with repetitive sequences and the disappointing absence of satisfyingly deep cock sucking and penetration shots. There's a lot of bouncing up and down cock riding, that gets really tedious after a while, since the camera keeps cutting away from the action elsewhere. Going-through-the-motions porn that screams gay-for-pay I'm afraid. Which is a real shame because the guys are really hot, with firm, muscled bodies. One chap in particular stands out as a dark haired hunk of male beauty Palmer Place would do for free any day.

The men are mostly dark haired and their extremely well built, to-die-for bodies so gorgeous it almost makes up for the film's shortcomings. Almost. It's set in a steelworks and there's another disappointment. You'd expect sweat, grease and grime, as these are working men in a dangerous environment, right? Wrong. They're squeaky clean throughout. Though they are costumed in some rather fetching low-cut blue overalls, with no vests or shirts, that display their sculpted physiques to full effect. Oh yeah.

So, it's not worth my time then, you ask? Well, no. I wouldn't say that. It does have something going for it. Most of the scenes are three-way or more and a bit more variety could've given us something truly spectacular to watch. One memorable scene shows a guy on a bench getting sucked while the sucker gets rimmed then penetrated by a third. Another lengthy sequence features a new guy getting put in his place for shirking. He's thrown down and pounded , face and arse, by two superiors, one of them spurting over his face. Another threesome has two workers kissing, then they're joined by a another. One goes down on the other two in turn then two suck off the same guy. It gets really hot when one of them gets sucked and fucked simultaneously, with his leg lifted high for access, the highlight of the whole film for your boy Palmer.

To sum up then, it's a frustrating film let own by inexperience and lack of enthusiasm. The men are very watchable but camera work doesn't always do justice to their efforts, particularly the lack of good close-ups and staying too long on the shots. And someone really needed to tell some of the guys that it doesn't look good in a porno if you shy away from cum with obvious distaste. Palmer

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