The Young and The Hung

Rusty's Review:

The best porn movie I've seen in a very long while. It's condom-free and every scene contains some juicy cock or ass, with a great pace and some stunning guys.

The plot is pretty basic: Christopher (very pretty) is driving his pick-up through a hot night and picks up various young men along the way. They in turn then move on and find other young men. Rocket science it's not. Great male-on-male action it is. The pace of this movie is just right. You don't get over-long sequences of the same position, nor is it formulaic: you're never sure what's coming next, and sometimes it's a real surprise.

There are some great original shots: guy getting blown through the window of the pick-up; guy fucking a watermelon; voyeur watching a guy come through the window of a motel.

Best of all though is the amount of come in this movie. There's one shot (during an incredible glory-hole sequence) when Christopher's spunk reaches the camera at least four feet away. Whether it's just clever editing of lots of re-takes, or these guys were celibate for weeks before they shot, but, boy, do they shoot!

The sets are genuine; the men are genuine, and you can smell the flesh and come.

I can't recommend this one too highly.

Palmer's Review:

Although made way back in 1985, this movie hasn't dated much. A real classic by legendary porn director William Higgins, and best of all it's condom free all the way. Famous…or should I say infamous…for a scene featuring a watermelon. More on that later.

What do you get for your money? A bunch of good looking guys, well-built types, if you know what I mean, in a series of scenes set variously in a lace-curtained motel room, a truck and a hay-filled barn. Some of the farmer buddies have real nice accents, you know those honeyed tones that go straight to your dick. Yeeehah!

The opening scene is a piece of sexy masturbatory action featuring gorgeous cover hunk, Christopher Lance, buff blonde boy-next-door type, whose tanned skin is covered in golden fuzz, like a ripe peach. Mmmn. Highlights include some mouth-watering' close-ups of the stud's sweet hole and cut cock. Jeez but it gets me hard just thinkin' of that beauty. There's one real nice tip shot, that's so invitin' you'll wanna lick your screen. When Lance cums it's thick and plentiful. Just watch him spread that man-juice over his belly. Slurp. Next up, Lance goes out in his pickup and gives a lift to a young dark-haired cutie. The lad is straight but after lookin' through some porn handily kept in the glove box he's more than ready to go off-road for some fun on the hay bales in the back of Lance's love machine. Great sucking action on cocks, balls and tits. Pay close attention to the boy's heavy hangin' sac. Not to be missed is the sight of the young guy getting' his dick sucked through the back window of the truck. Check out the strings of saliva as Lance gets his hairy arsehole loosened before they take turns to fuck each other. The boy is a real shooter. When he gets his cherry popped wait till you see the close-up of his lovely open hole. Nice rotating camera work too.

Lance returns to his motel room for a shower- see his butt cheeks flattened against the glass- then goes out on the prowl to a bar where he strikes lucky with a young pool player. It's off to the toilet for hot glory hole sex, then back to the motel for some deep throat cock sucking and tongue/finger action, and sweaty, hard pounding fuckage-wearing some rather fetching underwear. Watch for those squashed balls as he sits on that big dick, and the boy cumming in a fountain all over the bed. You'll like the romantic way they stroke and kiss on the bed to finish.

Then it's the watermelon sequence with three farmer types in a barn. Palmer was a tad disappointed there I have o tell ya'. They cut a wee hole in the melon, sayin' it's just as good as a pussy-not that this boy would know! Anyway, it's a three-way, with piggy-in-the-middle stickin' it to the melon, while being serviced from behind and simultaneously sucked off- the melon kinda gets put aside somewhere, sadly. But they do come back to it later- "Eatin' 'em is better than fuckin' 'em". If you like a flexed bum, keep an eye open here. They might be straight buddies but oh boy can these studs make each other cum. It lands everywhere. The next scene is a real fine treat for the eyes- and more southerly parts. A young biker gets picked up and it's off to the barn again. Same place, different guys. It's a sizzling twosome featuring a pair of sexy shorts. The boy is seduced while sleeping, in a nice, erotic scene. Just watch him cut away those shorts to get to the meat and veg, exposing a beautifully pert bum. A real highlight is the totally stunning dilating hole shot- couldn't get my cock out fast enough. So fucking hot you'll wanna watch that bit again, and again. Good, hard fucking follows. Look out for the close-up of a fine set of balls swelling in their bag as he thrusts, pressing tight against the skin like it's gonna pop. Too bad the camera cuts away.

Then there's a peeping Tom sequence, in which a young guy watches outside a motel room window while the most gorgeous piece of muscled manflesh you've seen in an age wanks on the bed. Talk about perfect abs. Sweet Jesus, Palmer thought he'd died and gone to Heaven. Course the voyeur gets himself out, and with the hunk now fucking the pillow, you will too. Finally, there's three guys in some camping action- and I don't mean the limp wrist variety neither. Watch out for the silhouette of the guy jerking off in his tent. If you're into leather men, you'll like this bit. For once the guys are quite cute, but I thought this the weakest of all the scenes. More of the same, and kinda boring. Overall then it's not bad at all. Given its reputation as one of the top 25 all-time greats Palmer was expecting something pretty fucking spectacular.

There's plenty to keep you amused, but it left me a little let down. Worth buying though for the good bits.